Please hold. I'm lowering my expectations. — Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt
Soft, worn-in cotton with a wink of dry humor. This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee reads “Please hold. I’m lowering my expectations.” in a typewriter-like font that feels like a private joke between you and the world. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric and tubular knit give it a sturdy, lived-in drape—great for slow weekends, reluctant social plans, and coffee-sipping commutes. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as your go-to for days when you want to say less and communicate more with a single line. Available in many muted, garment-dyed shades that age beautifully with every wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton (pre-shrunk) for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability
- Sizes S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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