The Older I Get The Heller The No T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee
This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings a wry sense of humor to everyday wear. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun US cotton, it feels substantial yet soft after dyeing — the fabric develops a lived-in texture over time. Bold, block-letter text across the chest reads like a candid one-liner, giving the shirt an unapologetic personality that shows up at backyard barbecues, casual nights out, or lazy weekends. The tubular, seam-free body and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette simple and durable, while the pre-shrunk construction means the fit stays true wash after wash. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this tee works as an easy layer or solo statement piece for people who prefer straightforward, humorous style.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with tubular (no side seams) construction for clean lines
- Durable double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk fabric
- Size range S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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